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This is sort of like our
"Id" (anyone see "Forbidden Planet"?, come on - Robbie
the Robot?) which contains travel
tips and attempts to express some of our inner thoughts, both humorous and
sincere opened up to us during our journeys. Enjoy!!!!
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Wherever you go, there you are. Unknown
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When packing for a 3-month road trip, do a trial pack of
the car a couple of days beforehand to determine space and organization; it
can be a pain trying to figure out where you kept your eye-contact case when
it's under 50 pounds of equipment. Glenn Mendoza
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Damn my ass is killing me!!! Monika Mendoza
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I went out walkin', through streets paved with gold.
Lifted some stones, saw the skin and bones of a city without a soul. I
went out walkin', under an atomic sky, where the ground won't turn and the
rain it burns like the tears when I said goodbye. Yeah, I went with
nothing, nothing but the thought of you. I went wandering... Johnny
Cash (U2's Zooropa)**Our Trip Theme Song** You gotta hear
it.
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You know your out WEST when...
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you see a license plate saying "LIFE
NRA".
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you see a bumper sticker saying " Animal
Rights Activists GO HOME! Fur, hides, and livestock are our
lively-hoods."
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instead of a bar you go to a "Saloon and
Casino"
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I like cheese!
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Women! Do not lean your hooters onto your ATV's handle
bars, this may cause a short circuit due to over excitement. Monika
Mendoza on her ATV in Hawaii
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"This isn't you, your eyebrows don't match."
U.S. Border Patrol when looking at Monika's passport.
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"Stop touching my ASS!" Glenn said to
male solicitor in New Orleans on Halloween
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"You show me your tits and I'll give you some nice
shiny beads!" New Orleans
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"Is it gettin' fresh outside?" Some
Texan Concierge
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